Listen to yourself--you're a hot mess
St-t-stutter through your words, breaking a sweat
What's it gonna take to confess
What we both know?
Yeah, I was outta town last weekend
You were feeling like a pimp 'round your lame friends
Now your little party's gonna end
So here we go
Woohha-a-ohooh
You got a secret
Woohha-a-ohooh
You couldn't keep it
Woohha-a-ohooh
Somebody leaked it
And now some shit's about to go down
I never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't, oh, oh
Kiss 'n' tell
You really should've kept it in your pants
I'm hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't, ah, oh
Kiss 'n' tell, ah, oh
You're looking like a tool, not a baller
You're acting like a chick--why bother?
I can find someone way hotter
With a bigger (wow), well
'Cause I'm done with the ways that's you've messed up
You weren't smart enough to keep your stupid mouth shut
I'm so sick of it; I've had enough
I hope you cry
Woohha-a-ohooh
You got a secret
Woohha-a-ohooh
You couldn't keep it
Woohha-a-ohooh
Somebody leaked it
And now some shit's about to go down
I never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't, oh, oh
Kiss 'n' tell
You really should've kept it in your pants
I'm hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't, ah, oh
Kiss 'n' tell, ah, oh
Kiss 'n' tell
Kiss 'n' tell
Kiss 'n' tell
Kiss 'n' tell
Kiss 'n' tell
Kiss 'n' tell
Kiss 'n' tell
Kiss 'n' tell
I hope you know
You gotta go
Yo, get up and go
I don't wanna know
Or why you're gross
You gotta go
Yo, get up and go
'Cause I don't wanna know
I never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't, oh, oh
Kiss 'n' tell
You really should've kept it in your pants
I'm hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't, ah, oh
Kiss 'n' tell, ah, oh
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell, ah, oh

There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free-for-all
And they-
When the dark of the night
Comes around, that's the time
That the animal comes alive
Lookin' for somethin' wild
N-now we lookin' like pimps in my gold Trans Am
Got a water bottle full of whiskey in my handbag
Got my drunk text on, I'll regret it in the mornin'
But tonight, I don't give a, I don't give a, I don't give a-
There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free-for-all
And they turn me on when they take it off
When they take it off, everybody take it off
There's a place I know if you're lookin' for a show
Where they go hardcore and there's glitter on the floor
And they turn me on when they take it off
When they take it off, everybody take it off
Lose your mind, lose it now
Lose your clothes in the crowd
We're delirious, tear it down
'Til the sun comes back around
N-now we gettin' so smashed, knockin' over trash cans
E'rybody breakin' bottles, it's a filthy hot mess
And I'm down to get faded, I'm not the designated driver
So I don't give a, I don't give a, I don't give a-
There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free-for-all
And they turn me on when they take it off
When they take it off, everybody take it off
There's a place I know if you're lookin' for a show
Where they go hardcore and there's glitter on the floor
And they turn me on when they take it off
When they take it off, everybody take it off
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh
(Everybody take it off)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh
(Everybody take it off)
Right now (take it off)
Right now (take it off)
Right now (take it off)
Oh-oh-ooh-oh
Right now (take it off)
Right now (take it off)
Right now (take it off)
(Everybody take it off)
There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free-for-all
And they turn me on when they take it off
When they take it off, everybody take it off
There's a place I know if you're lookin' for a show
Where they go hardcore and there's glitter on the floor
And they turn me on when they take it off
When they take it off, everybody take it off

Badda-da-dah, badda-da-bah-bah
Coming outcha mouth withcha blah, blah, blah
Zip your lip like a padlock
And meet me in the back with the Jack at the jukebox
I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around boy, let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick's at
Music's up
Listen hot stuff, I'm in love with this song
So just hush
Baby, shut up!
Heard enough
Stop ta-ta-talking that blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, -ar, -ar
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Boy, c'mon and get my rocks off
Come put a little love in my glove box
Wanna dance, with no pants on?
Meet me in the back with the Jack at the jukebox
So cut to the chase kid, 'cause I know you don't care what my middle name is
I wanna be naked and you're wasted
Music's up
Listen hot stuff, I'm in love with this song
So just hush
Baby, shut up!
Heard enough
Stop ta-ta-talking that blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, -ar, -ar
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
You be delaying, you always saying some shit
You say I'm playin', I'm never layin' the dick
Saying, "Blah, blah, blah"
'Cause I don't care who you are in this bar
It only matters who I is
Stop ta-ta-talking that blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, -ar, -ar
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, -ar, -ar
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Oh!
Blah, blah, blah
Stop talking!
Stop ta-ta-talking that

I was a bad girl, I did some bad things
I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it


Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew it


And thou shalt not lie, thou shalt not cheat
Thou shalt not get caught, or you'll end up just like me, oh


Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never messed around
When I saw the pics of you with her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now


(Whoa, oh) karma's a bitch
(Whoa, oh) ka-ka-karma's a bitch
Better be good, 'cause what goes around comes around
Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now


She is a good girl, I think she's boring
Believe me, 20 minutes later, you'll be snoring
But it still kills me that you hooked up with her
And now the universe is giving me what I deserve, oh


Thou shalt not lie, thou shalt not cheat
I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free, oh


Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never messed around
When I saw the pics of you with her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now


(Whoa, oh) karma's a bitch
(Whoa, oh) ka-ka-karma's a bitch
Better be good, 'cause what goes around comes around
Karma's a bitch, and, God, I'm paying for it now


And when I lay me down to sleep, it's not your body next to me
This lonely room feels so empty, just me and my regrets
And cold blue eyes look back at me, the mirror has your sympathy
My guilt's become my symphony that won't let me forget, oh


Karma's a bitch, I should've known better
If I had a wish, I would've never messed around
When I saw the pics of you with her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now


(Whoa, oh) karma's a bitch
(Whoa, oh) ka-ka-karma's a bitch
Better be good, 'cause what goes around comes around
Karma's a bitch, and, God, I'm paying for it now


Karma's a bitch (whoa, oh), I should've known better (karma's a bitch)
If I had a wish, I would've never messed around
When I saw the pics of you with her, I felt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now

Where's all my soul sistas?
Lemme hear ya'll flow, sistas
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista
He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?"
Oh, uh-huh
Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da (hey, hey, hey)
Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here (here)
Mocha Chocolata, ya-ya (ooh, yeah)
Creole Lady Marmalade
(What-what? What-what?)
Ooh, oh
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets' where he started to freak, yeah
Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da (da-da-da)
Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here (ooh, yeah, yeah)
Mocha Chocolata, ya-ya (yeah, yeah)
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
(Ce soir, what, what, what?)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Ooh
Yeah, yeah, uh
We come through with the money and the garter belts
Let him know we 'bout that cake straight out the gate (uh)
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', "Why spend mine when I can spend yours?"
Disagree? Well, that's you, and I'm sorry
I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear high heel shoes, get love from the dudes
Four badass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
Hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough, sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
By the case, the meaning of expensive taste
If you wanna gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya (c'mon)
Mocha Chocolata (what?)
Creole Lady Marmalade
One more time, c'mon now
Marmalade (ooh)
Lady Marmalade (ooh, yeah, yeah)
Marmalade (no, yeah)
Hey, hey, hey
Touch of her skin, feeling silky smooth, hey
Color of café au lait, alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried
More (more), more (more), more
Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5 (9 to 5)
He's livin' the grey flannel life
But when he turns off to sleep, memories creep
More (more), more (more), more
Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da (da-da, yeah)
Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here (ooh)
Mocha Chocolata (ohh), ya-ya (oh)
Creole Lady Marmalade
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? (Ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? (All my sistas, yeah)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? (Ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ohh (c'mon, uh)
Christina (hey, oh)
P!nk (Lady Marmalade)
Lil' Kim (hey, hey, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
Mya (oh-oh, oh, ohh)
Rockwilder, baby (baby)
Moulin Rouge (ooh-oh, da-duh, da-duh)
Misdemeanor here
Creole Lady Marmalade
Ooh, ooh-ooh, yes

Uh huh, uh huh (yeah, Rihanna)
Uh huh, uh huh (Good Girl Gone Bad)
Uh huh, uh huh (take three, action)
Uh huh, uh huh (Hov)
No clouds in my stones
Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank
Comin' down like Dow Jones
When the clouds come, we gone
We Roc-A-Fella
We fly higher than weather
In G5's or better
You know me (you know me)
In anticipation for precipitation stack chips for the rainy day
Jay, Rain Man is back
With Little Ms. Sunshine, Rihanna, where you at?
You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
Maybe in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby, 'cause in the dark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because
When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath, I'ma stick it out to the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh-eh
These fancy things will never come in between
You're part of my entity, here for infinity
When the war has took its part
When the world has dealt its cards
If the hand is hard
Together we'll mend your heart
Because
When the sun shines, we shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath, I'ma stick it out to the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh-eh
You can run into my arms
It's okay, don't be alarmed
Come into me (there's no distance in between our love)
So gon' and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because
When the sun shines, we shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath, I'ma stick it out to the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh-eh
It's raining, raining
Ooh, baby, it's raining, raining
Baby, come into me
Come into me
It's raining, raining
Ooh, baby, it's raining, raining
You can always come into me
Come into me
It's pouring rain
It's pouring rain
Come into me
Come into me
It's pouring rain
It's pouring rain, come into me

I've got a feeling that it's gonna be alright
We don't know where we're going
And I don't know where I'm at
I'm kinda thinking I don't like nobody else
You know whatever happens, I will be right by your side
You, me in the spotlight
Running around till the end of the night
Hot, hot keep it coming
We can rock out till the early morning
You, me, going all night
We don't care who's wrong and who's right
Hot, hot, keep it coming
We can rock out till the early morning
Everybody's dancing, dancing crazy
And we never stop, never stop
Everybody's raging, raging crazy
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
I like you and you like me
We get together and we're happy
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
(Smack)
And I like the way that we kiss
You and me together like this
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
(Smack)
Another night
And so just crank that music up
We don't know where we're going
And I don't know where I'm at
It doesn't matter 'cause we always know what's up
I know whatever happens
You will be right by my side
You, me in the spotlight
Running around till the end of the night
Hot, hot, keep it coming
We can rock out till the early morning
You, me, going all night
We don't care who's wrong and who's right
Hot, hot, keep it coming
We can rock out till the early morning
Everybody's dancing, dancing crazy
And we never stop, never stop
Everybody's raging, raging crazy
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
I like you and you like me
We get together and we're happy
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
(Smack)
And I like the way that we kiss
You and me together like this
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
(Smack)
Oh, oh, uh, oh
Everybody's dancing, dancing crazy
And we never stop, never stop
Everybody's raging, raging crazy
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Everybody's dancing, dancing crazy
And we never stop, never stop
Everybody's raging, raging crazy
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
I like you and you like me
We get together and we're happy
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
(Smack)
And I like the way that we kiss
You and me together like this
Did you hear me say that?
Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
(Smack)

All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
I'm doing my own little thing
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
Cause another brother noticed me
I'm up on him, he up on me
Don't pay him any attention
Just cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me
Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans
Acting up, drink in my cup
I can care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
Cause you had your turn and now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me
Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Don't treat me to the things of the world
I'm not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Here's a man that makes me then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms, say I'm the one you own
If you don't, you'll be alone
And like a ghost I'll be gone
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Candyman, candyman
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Sweet sugar candyman
I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really got me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop shop, makes my panties drop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman, ooh, yeah
He took me to the Spider Club on Hollywood and Vine
We drank champagne and we danced all night
We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise
The gossip tonight will be tomorrow's headline
He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman, ohh yeah
Well, by now I'm getting all bothered and hot
When he kissed my mouth it really hit the spot
He had lips like sugarcane
Good things come for boys who wait
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Candyman, candyman
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Candyman, candyman
Sweet sugar candyman
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, making all the panties drop
Sweet sugar candyman
He's a one stop, got me hot, making my ugh pop
Sweet sugar candyman
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
Sweet sugar
He's got those lips like sugarcane
Good things come for boys who wait
He's a one stop shop with a real big ugh
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
Candyman, candyman, candyman, candyman
Candyman, candyman, candyman, candyman
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Jane lost her grip and down she fell
Jane lost her grip and down she fell
Squared herself away as she let out a yell
Squared herself away and let out a yell