Yo, welcome to the World Wide Web

We're gonna take you through it, step by step!

There's a thousand pages, but you can't load 'em

Unless you hook up your serial modem!

After that you just log online and...

WEB-SURFIN' TIME!


They got everything you could ever want, from MIDI files to your favorite font!

All you gotta do is download the file, then take a nap 'cause' it'll take a while!

You can even chat with your online buds

Doesn't matter if they Crips or Bloods

Everybody's friends that's what I said so let's kick it together on the World Wide Web!


Build a homepage all about you

With counter, guestbook, and F.A.Q

There's electronic mail or 'e-mail' for short

Send jokes, comics, or a book report!

They got online games like you wouldn't believe

Like Checkers...


They got hypertext, JPEGs, TXTs

Subservient brides from overseas!

Newsgroups, webrings, mailing lists

If you can imagine it, it exists!


The world wide web's gonna change the world, whether you're a boy or even a girl!

There's more people on it every day

It's the motherfuckin information super highway!

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Who's a little funky one?
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Who's a little funky one?
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Shake it left and shake it right
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Do it 'til you get it right!