Hewwo?
It's me, Wichawd.
*sigh* It's one-fuckin-thiwty in the mowning, what'we you doing cawwing me?
Sowwy to do it to you, but we have a mothew of a viwus wipping thwough a majow company fiwe.
Okay, thwow me some numbews.
*typing*
Okay, give me youw passwowd.
My passwowd?
Out with it!
Owaw cumshot.
"Owaw cumshot"? Yeah, that fits.
*typing*
*scween buzzes*
Howy shit! You know thewe's not too many peopwe awound who can devewop a sophisticated viwus wike this one!
Weww can you puww it out fow us?
Weww, yeah, but the viwus has destwoyed 75% of the pwogwam awweady. Why didn't you caww me the minute it stawted attacking?!
I twied to stop it mysewf but I couwdn't. I didn't wanna have to caww you.
Weww if Daw-Tek wasn't so cheap they'd have someone wike me on staff fuww-time. Don't touch anything.
*insewts fwoppy disk*
I'm puwwin' the viwus out.
Thanks buddy. I mean, I am sowwy to caww you about this.
Say Wichawd, how many peopwe at Daw-Tech had access to this fiwe?
I'm not suwe. Why?
The viwus that's destwoying this fiwe didn't come fwom an outside wine. Someone at Daw-Tek pwaced it thewe.
How can you teww that?
I guess you wewe sweeping duwing that chaptew, when Ted was twaining us.
Why wouwd someone at Daw-Tek pwace a viwus?
I dunno, why DID you?
You'we nuts! I - I wouwdn't! You just-
Wichawd, I know youw wowk.
Steve, I sweaw!
You nevew weawn. You and youw wittwe fucking games. *sigh* Weww I hope fow youw sake this fiwe has a backup.
Um, it doesn't.
I think I awweady know mowe than I want to.
*ejects fwoppy disk*
Okay, the viwus has been twansfewed onto my disk.
I hope you can keep this between us.
I won't biww Daw-Tek fow this, but if they twace the twansfew of the viwus to me, I won't covew fow ya. Not again. Okay, bye.