Game over, game over, you win
Game over, I win
Game over, you win
Game over

The sleigh bells are a-ringing, the children they are singing
The memories are fleeting, a little game of (Paper, Scissors, Rock)

Game over, game over, you win
Game over, I win
Game over, you win
Game over

The wedding bells are ringing, the shotgun is a-singing
Now keep your fingers steady, a little game of (Paper, Scissors, Rock)
You are my lucky penny, my local anesthetic
Ritual bloodletting, we play a game of (Paper, Scissors, Rock)
A lion tamer yelling, your first piano lesson
A four-leaf contraceptive, we play a game of (Paper, Scissors, Rock)
A sweaty palm reading, a lucky shot of whiskey
Now come and rub my belly, a little game of (Paper, Scissors, Rock)

O's and X's
Hollywood Squares
X's and O's
Bloody Tic-Tac-Toe

[Instrumental Break]

Paper
Scissors
Rock
Paper
Scissors
Rock
Rock
We will rock you

Going nowhere
Hollywood Squares

Not in your song, I'm not your singer
Not in your poem, I'm not your stanza
I'm not a color in your rainbow
But now which team are you rooting for?

We're Hollywood Squares
We're going nowhere
I'm an' 'X'
You're an 'O'
You're an 'O'
You're an 'O'
Going nowhere
Hollywood Squares
Going nowhere
Hollywood Squares
And this is the end
The end

Do you remember where you were on that day?
A day of life sentences and x-rays
My name was on that birthday cake

[Chinga]
Your mother, your father, your brother and the thing under the covers
Your lover, the others, the leeches, and the serpents and the suckers
Your mother, your father, the babies, and the nurses and the doctors
Your lover, the others, the waiting room, the gurney and the druggers
Your mother, your father, your brother and the thing under the covers
Your lover, the others, the leeches and serpents and the suckers
Your mother, your father, the comas and the way the spirits hover
Your lover, the others, I thought I wasn't smart enough to suffer

Speaking pig latin
Kiss me goodnight[x4]

Dreaming white satin
Kiss me goodnight [x3]

Freedom, freedom, tying your legs down
Freedom, freedom, fucking your brains out
Freedom, freedom, blowing the candle out
Freedom, freedom, waving to the crowd

And I hate long goodbyes, anyway

I'm the best you'll ever have
You're the best I'll never have

Pain...
Gone
Rain...
Stop
Sun...
Shine
You're...
Mine

Here kitty, kitty, kitty

Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy

Here kitty, kitty, kitty

Ooh
Listen
Listen through the walls
The sound of quick footsteps sneaking down the hall
Whispers
The pages turning
The leaky roof, the toilet flushing, numbers on the license plate

I'm nothing more than
The best you'll never have
A speck on your bedroom wall
A blood-red waterfall
The best you will never ever
The best you will never ever

Your dead things are locked up inside
Blow smoke rings straight back in time
Roses floating out with the tide
Dance and sing under gunfire
Open wings slowly take flight

Around these parts a fly can live
A fly can live a thousand years
But a man cannot die soon enough, true enough
A smiling drunk nursing a glass of milk
A girl with a face like prison bread
Over the kitchen noise I hear them howl at me
A scabby ketchup bottle and a two-dollar bill
I guess it's time to pay the bill, but you know I never will
I'm hungry still

Run away, run away, run away, run away
Mercy killing on the way
Never thought I'd hear you say
Falling to your knees and pray now
Run away, run away, run away, run away
Mercy killing on the way
Never thought I'd hear you say
Falling to your knees and pray now
In this crowded place I could swing a cat
And not even hit a soul
It's just the lonely vacuum of human black holes
And I'm as dry as these thirsty trees
With big city thoughts in the dirty breeze
Promising to set me free
"Waiter, check please..."

Run away, run away, run away, run away
Mercy killing on the way
Never thought I'd hear you say
Falling to your knees and pray now
Run away, run away, run away, run away
Mercy killing on the way
Never thought I'd hear you say
Falling to your knees and pray now

Ooh
Listen
I'm the best that you will never ever know that you will ever have

I want your soul
I will eat your soul
I want your soul
I will eat your soul
I want your soul
I will eat your soul
I want your soul
I will eat your soul

Come to daddy, come to daddy
Come to daddy, come to daddy
Come to daddy, come to daddy
Come to daddy, come to daddy

I want your soul
I will eat your soul
I want your soul
I will eat your soul

[Intro: NEUTRA & Staple God]
Good morning
WE FUCKING LOVE YOU TO DEATH

[Chorus: NEUTRA]
E A O
E A O
E A O A O O O
E A O
E A O
E A O A O O O
E A O
E A O
E A O A O O A
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh

[Pre-Chorus: OMNIPONY]
Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite
Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite
Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite
Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite
Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite
Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite!

[Chorus: NEUTRA and OMNIPONY]
E A O
E A O
E A O A O O O
E A O
E A O
E A O A O O O
E A O
E A O
E A O A O O A
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
E A O
E A O
E A O A O O O
E A O
E A O
E A O A O O O (Bite)
E A O
E A O (Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite)
E A O A O O O (Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite)
E A O
E A O (Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite)
E A O A O O (Why do my teeth marks show, I don't-)

[Bridge: OMNIPONY and Staple God]
Why!
Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite
Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite
Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite
Why do my teeth marks show, I don't bite! (Oh)
We fucking love you to death! (Ah)
We fucking love you to death! (Bite)
We fucking love you to death! (Bite!)
We fucking love you to death!
WE FUCKING LOVE YOU TO DE-

[Outro: NEUTRA]
Love love love, love love love
Love love love, mm, da-da-da
Love love love, mm, ee-da
Mm, ooh-uh
Uh, uh
Love love love, love love love
Sta-uh-uh, love la-da-da
Uh, love love
Mm ee-da
Mm, ooh-uh
Uh, uh

[Verse 1: underscores & NEUTRA]
Hey, boy, it's so nice to meet you
Are you my type? I've met so many people
So we'll see if you even have what I need
But if you give me your love, maybe I'll give you mine
There's something 'bout that hideous face
Your love is so close, I can practically taste it
And there's no time, no, there's no time to waste
But if you give me your love, then it'll be alright

[Chorus: underscores]
I wanna control you
And you can be my toy car
I just wanna hold you
Yeah, I know how you boys are
Am I keeping you up at night?
Hoping I feel alright
Do you ever fantasize 'bout me?
Do what you're supposed to
And you can be my toy car

[Verse 2: underscores & NEUTRA]
Love struck, and it can't be undone
So now I've got you at the tip of my tongue
And now there's no point, 'cause I've already won
But if you give me your love, maybe I'll give you mine
It's funny, you've come so far to see me
'Til you found out I'm not as nice as I seem
You wanna escape by the skin of your teeth
But if you give me your love, then it'll be alright

[Chorus: underscores]
I wanna control you
And you can be my toy car
I just wanna hold you
Yeah, I know how you boys are
Am I keeping you up at night?
Hoping I feel alright
Do you ever fantasize 'bout me?
Do what you're supposed to
And you can be my toy car

[Interlude: underscores & Staple God]
Toy car! Toy car?
Aha, toy car!
Toy car!
Toy car!
Toy car...
We fucking love you to death

[Chorus: underscores]
I wanna control you
And you can be my toy car
I just wanna hold you
Yeah, I know how you boys are
Am I keeping you up at night?
Hoping I feel alright
Do you ever fantasize 'bout me?
Do what you're supposed to
And you can be my toy car
[Outro: NEUTRA]
Haha, fuck you, fuck your drums!
More like idiotstep! No, dubstupid!
Hahahahahaha!

[Intro: underscores]
Candy painted nails on the outside
Budgeting the way that I spend time
Never seen this shade on my insides
Any other way, what are friends like?
Candy painted nails on the outside
Budgeting the way that I spend time
Never seen this shade on my insides
Any other way, what are friends like?

[Chorus: underscores & NEUTRA]
Candy painted nails on the outside
Budgeting the way that I spend time
Never seen this shade on my insides
Any other way, what are friends like?
Candy painted nails on the outside
(Candy painted nails on the outside)
Budgeting the way that I spend time
(Budgeting the way that I spend time)
Never seen this shade on my insides
(Never seen this shade on my insides)
Any other way, what are friends like?
(Any other way, what are friends like?)
Candy painted nails on the outside
Budgeting the way that I spend time
Never seen this shade on my insides
Any other way, what are friends like?
Candy painted nails on the outside
Budgeting the way that I spend time
Never seen this shade on my insides
Any other way, what are friends like?

[Chorus: NEUTRA]
And when you're feeling defeated
I could be just what you needed
Even when you're talking my ears off and your mouth goes numb
Someone will give you love

[Pre-drop: NEUTRA]
Someone will give you love
Someone will give you love

[Drop: NEUTRA]
Someone will give you love
Someone will give you love

[Verse: NEUTRA]
And when you're feeling forgotten
I could be just what you wanted
Even when there's nobody for you and you need someone
Someone will give you love

[Chorus: NEUTRA]
And when you're feeling defeated
I could be just what you needed
Even when you're talking my ears off and your mouth goes numb
Someone will give you love

[Drop: NEUTRA]
Someone will give you love

[Outro: KaTT]
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
It loves me
It gives me everything I want
It loves me
It loves
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[Intro: NEUTRA]
Love love love love love love
Love love love love love love love love
Love *burp* love love love love love

[Interlude: NEUTRA and Unknown Artist]
Love love love love love love love love
Love love love love!
With-
Rock-
With-
Rock-
With-
Rock-
With-
Rock-
With-
Rockin' with the- (e-e-e-e-e)
You're rockin' with the best-

[Outro: NEUTRA]
Love, love, love!
Love love love love love love love love love, love, love!

[Intro: NEUTRA]
Okay, everyone, repeat after me

[Chorus: NEUTRA and underscores]
You got me sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum
(Sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum)
Sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum
(Sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum)
You got me sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum
(Sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum)
Sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum
(Sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum) (Okay)

[Verse 1: underscores and NEUTRA]
I wanna chew you 'til my teeth fall out
I wanna chew you 'til my gums get sore
I wanna chew you 'til my tongue turns gray
I wanna chew you 'til I can't no more
I wanna chew you 'til my teeth fall out
I wanna chew you 'til my gums get sore
I wanna chew you 'til my tongue turns gray
I wanna chew you 'til I can't no more

[Interlude: KaTT and Staple God]
Rip your fucking teeth out, and serve them to me on a silver platter, you little bastard fuck!
WE FUCKING LOVE YOU TO DEATH

[Chorus: NEUTRA and underscores]
You got me sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum
(Sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum)
Sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum
(Sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum)
You got me sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum
(Sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum)
Sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum
(Sweet sweet sweet like bubblegum) (Okay)

[Outro: NEUTRA and underscores]
I wanna chew you
Wanna chew you
Wanna chew you
Wanna chew you
Wanna chew you
Wanna chew you

[NEUTRA]
The people gather and offer their teeth for her collection
It is a rite of passage
Before an offering can be made, each specimen must be aged to perfection
She marks the best of each set with tiny ribbon bows
It is only by the grace of The Impala, that she receives such gifts

[Dom Maddox]
What is evewybody doing hewe (uwu)
Pwease bwing us all yowr pewfect wittle teethies (woah)
Pull them one by one, sqwooshy wooshy gummy wummy (owo)
Thank you Mr. Impala, we wuvwuvwuvwuvwuvwuv you!

[Screaming]

[Chorus]
O-K-K
O-K-K
O-K-K
O-K-K
O-K-K-O
O-K-K-O
O-K-K-O
O-K-K
Goodnight

O-K-K
O-K-K
O-K-K
O-K-K-O
O-K-K
O-K-K
O-K-K
O-K

O, K
O, K
O, K
O, K
O, K
O, K
O
Goodnight

[Weatherperson]
Yesterday the local flowers were barely open, but with the sunny skies this morning they're open and happy to share some smiles with us. We got a bright sunshiny day kicking off in the morning hours into the afternoon with light clouds rolling in as we approach dinner hour-

[Claire]
Ugh, at this hour?

[Weatherperson]
Let's take a look at the charts. We have temperatures at 6 degrees up in Claireheights, traveling down into the south we start to see double that at 12 degrees for both Claireville and Clairecenter

[Claire]
Oh, another gift?

[Weatherperson]
Current wind speed in the area is sitting at a smooth 6.6kmh

[Claire]
Who the fuck is Larry?

[Weatherperson]
--heading west, expect some nice cloudy scenery while you folks cool off in the evening. For most people daytime high today will be sitting at 12 degrees, tomorrow, expect to see an increase in cloud count as the vacuum carries us down towards a gentle 6 degree peak. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and all the rest, this week is looking like another beautiful 7 days. This is Jill Taylor with the weather, and remember Claire, don't open that package!

[Claire]
Huh?

[NEUTRA]
Hello
Fuck

[Sample]
Come on

[Scream]

[Staple God]
*throat clear* WEW *throat clear* *short throat clear* *shorter throat clear* *shorter throat clear* *throat clear* *reverse throat clear* WE FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU AH-AH WE FUCKING LOVE YOU TO DEAAAAAAAAAAATH BUP DEATH
W-WE W- W-WE-W w w w w w WE FUCKING LOVE YOU TO DEUHLILUIOIUI DEAAADEAAADEAA FUFUFUCKING LOVE YOU TO DEAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa WE WE
(We fucking love you) WE VI
(We fucking love you t-)
(We fucking love you) Stay back
WE FUCKING LOVE YOU TO
D D D D D D

[Sitcom]
Honey, I'm home!

*applause*

[Stranger]
Oh, what else is on?!

[Studio Audience]
Don't! Open! That! Package!

[Announcer]
Give it up for your host, Pete Bradburn
[Studio Audience]
*applause*

[Pete Bradburn]
And welcome back everybody to "Don't Open That Package". I'm your host, Pete Bradburn and I’m here with Claire who’s about to spin the Wheel of Fate. How are you feeling?

[Claire]
I’m good. You know, tending to my collection

[Studio Audience]
*applause*

[Claire]
How are the kids, Pete?

[Pete Bradburn]
Good, good. Their gums are a little sore, but they’ll get over it. Didn’t we all?

[Studio Audience]
*laughter*

[Pete Bradburn]
Well, Claire, are you ready to spin the Wheel of Fate?

[Claire]
Ready as I’ll ever be!
[Studio Audience]
*collective gasp*

[Pete]
And who would’ve guessed, we have a winner! Claire will NOT be opening the package today, but she WILL be going home with some shiny new ribbons!

[Studio Audience]
*applause*

[Claire]
Oh my God!

[Announcer]
This is the... sixth time Claire has won 'Don't Open That Package'. We'll be back after commercial

[Voiceover]
This Saturday night, don't forget to watch 'The Godfather's Dentist'

[Godfather]
I'm the Godfather and this is my dentist

[Commercial Announcer]
Canada's best Italian teeth grinding celebrity show

[Godfather]
We got a big shipment comin' in tomorrow!

[Luigi]
Oh no, I forgot the boxes!

[Voiceover]
This season, featuring American white rapper, Staple God

[Staple God]
You and I both know that we were supposed to get those teeth to the boss guy ages ago, alright?

[Luigi]
I'm trying my best, you don't understand!

[Godfather]
You know what happens when you mess with the big boss

[Staple God]
And if you don't hold up your side of the deal... there's gonna be trouble for both of us

[Voiceover]
While Luigi is all smiles, Staple God is in the hot seat from the big boss

[Godfather]
If he doesn't get those molars to me by the end of the night, he knows what happens

[Staple God]
And if any near under quota when they go to weigh it in, you know what happens

[Luigi]
Eh, but my spin drill machine, it-a broke-a!

[Staple God]
Look! I'm tired of the excuses man

[Voiceover]
Will he get his spin drill in gear? Or will the big boss be sending him down the root canal to failure?

[Godfather]
Think I'm gonna add him to the list and send him down the root canal to FAILURE. Youse thinks you a tough guy?

[Staple God]
I ne-

[Godfather]
Do you know how much money you owe me?

[Staple God]
N-n-n, well...

[Godfather]
I'm the boss!

[Staple God]
W- ah-

[Godfather]
Is there anything you can do? You, you go-, you gotta do something if you wanna keep this position

[Staple God]
Uh, we-

[Godfather]
Do something for me, what can you do?

[Staple God]
Uh, I ca- I can beatbox. Wanna hear me beatbox?
BUHbzhhbububutssBOoTSSpHH

[Voiceover]
This Saturday night at 7:30

[Sting]
Only on Clarity TV

[Voiceover]
Exclusive!

[Voiceover]
What does it feel like to be pure?

[Whisper]
Pure *sip* (Ahh)

[Voiceover]
Feel the buzz of Epsilon Cream Soda. Bubbly

[Whisper]
Bubbly

[Voiceover]
Fresh

[Whisper]
Fresh

[Voiceover]
Crisp

[Whisper]
Crisp

[Voiceover]
A new sensation for your taste buds

[Whisper]
A new sensation for your taste buds

[Voiceover]
Our unique hydrogen peroxide whitening agent targets plaque and tartar build up, making your teeth more prime for delivery than ever! Epsilon Cream Soda. Taste the love

[KaTT]
MmmMmmMmmaAMmAaaaaAaaaAAAAAAAOOoouhhhhhrublubluBLUBLBULBUBLUblubUHHrubrubrubrlubluBULBUBLUBLUBLBULBULBUBLUBLublbubluAOHHHH!
Mm! MM! AY!
CHUBBY SODAAAAAAAAAAAA
CHUBBY SODAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Olive Garden Employees]
-ry! Larry! Larry! (Oh shit, there h-)

[Ando]
FUCK TAMAGOTCHIS BI-

[NEUTRA]
Oh, you made a-

[Helvetican]
*laugh*

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[William Crooks]
K-k-k-k-k-keep it inside
Yuh, keep it inside
Keep it inside
Uhhhhhhhh
Keep it inside
KEEP IT! IN! SIDE! (Woo!)
KEEPITINSIDE (Keep it inside, yeah)
KEEPITINSIDE (Keep it inside, yeah)
KEEPITINSIDE (Keep it, yeah)
KEEP IT! IN!
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[¿¿¿]
What did you see?

[???]
I saw God, and the world doesn't revolve around us
There are others. Hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, uh, milli-

[Claire]
Fuck it. Hm? What the fuck!
Six