Jiyuu o egaita inu neko buta baka
Namaniku mezashite koko hore wan wan

Shonben kusee hihyou ni wa
Hae to uso ga yotte kita

"Kurutta sekai wa machigai janai" to
Sensei mo kyoshou mo omae mo kyoumei

Chihedo de kaita e yori mo
Kinsen ga kinsen furemashita

Koyoi mo tsuki o ten ni kazaredo
Zokusei wa mimuki shiya shinai

1,2,3,4 hiniku toujou
Koutei mo hitei mo ura dewa dangou

Sono ongaku joudan desu ne
Sono kaiga mo joudan desu ne
Sono shisou mo joudan desu ne
Sono sainou wa joudan da

Warawarete otosarete
Mikudasare yaburare
Hora sensu ga sensu ga sensu ga
sensutte nani?

Kuroi kaze kuroi kiri
Tsutsumarete mienai
Hora kansei ga kansei ga kansei ga
Ima bakuhatsu da

Dare ni mo yomitori dekinai kessaku
Tsukurishi anata wa rikai shiteru no?

Sore o shirou to kurouto kidori
"Kore wa saikou" to saitei no kaeshi

Ikue ni kasanaru karakuri zikake o
Sonouchi nannin toita no darou

Ura no ura no ura o egaite
Ura o futatsu tobashite toita

Koyoi mo tsuki o ten ni kazaredo
Zokusei wa mimuki shiya shinai

1,2,3,4 hiniku toujou
Koutei mo hitei mo ura de wa dangou

Sono ongaku joudan desu ne
Sono kaiga mo joudan desu ne
Sono shisou mo joudan desu ne
Sono sainou wa joudan da

Warawarete otosarete
Mikudasare yaburare
Hora kansei ga kansei ga kansei ga
Kanseitte nani?

Hontou wa nani mo kamo
Wakatteru furi dake
Iya jooku sa jooku sa jooku sa
Mangetsu no yoru

Warawarete otosarete
Mikudasare yaburare
Hora sensu ga sensu ga sensu ga
Sensutte nani

Kuroi kaze kuroi kiri
Tsutsumarete mienai
Hora kansei ga kansei ga kansei ga
Bakuhatsu shite shimae

hahahaha halahala
hahahaha halahala

YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
HO! HO! HO! NANANANANANA!!

…nan no inga ka atashitachi
uta to odori ga shigoto desu
ganjigarame no mainichi de
suita anata ni ae ne

kyou no oshigoto wa? “shuukanshi!”
chaamu pointo wa? “omeme to yubi!”
daisuki na no wa? “fan no mina-sama!”
akogare no danshi! “eh!?”

suki na tabemono o? “makka na ichijiku!”
kirai na mono wa? “arimasen!”
konseeto no gomi wa? “motte kaeru!”
yoku dekimashita! “YEAH!”

tokaku kono yo wa sechigaraku
douki no ko wa haru o utteru
koyoi mo yumemiru kimusume ga
edo no katasumi kieta

hahahaha halahala
hahahaha halahala

…”kawaii” to iu kikei no ko
misemono goya de odore ya
hitotoki no yoki yume ni
mi o azuketara oshimai sa
atashi wa kanban musume

YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
HO! HO! HO! NANANANANANA!!

atashi choujo no osen desu
atashi wa jijo no ofuji desu
atashi tanin no oyoshi desu
sannin awasete hitotsu

kyou no oshigoto wa? “arimasen!”
chaamu pointo wa? “makka na ichijiku!”
daisuki na no wa? “iee!”
akogare no danshi! “motte kaeru!”

suki na tabemono wa? “omeme to yubi!”
kirai na mono wa? “shuukanshi!”
konseeto no gomi wa? “fan no mina-sama!”
zenzen dame da! “eh!?”

…itsumademo itsumademo
muku no mama de itakatta yo

“kawaii” to iu kikei no ko
misemono goya de odorou ze
sainou to jikokenji
zeni ga hoshii ka sora yaru zo
hitotoki no yoki yume ni
mi wo azuketara sore made
chotto ochitara sugu ochitara
sorya mou kibun wa hebii rootenshon!

YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!
HO! HO! HO! NANANANANANA!!

anna ni atama ga yokatta noni
tada no kuudou ni nacchatta

kyou mo mata jijitsu ga shinde yuku
"mono wa iiyou" ni osen sarete yuku
kodomobeya de abareru
kuchi dake da to bareru
mite minu furi dake ga hattatsuchuu

tada dekinai kara "shinai" wake o
kaenai kara "iran" wake o
shinjitakunai kara shinjinai wake o

todokanu mi wa suppai kara tte
koutsugou na hontou o erande
kokoro no kuuran o umete yuku

nou ga nou karappo na ningen
soumatou ga garandou na jinsei
hito hitori inaku tatte sekai wa mawaru

nou ga nou karappo na ningen
soumatou ga garandou na jinsei
mina shi ni monogurui de tsukutteru
jibun de suwaru isu o

hito wa byoudou ja nai ga
sore ga haiin ja nai nai nai
nanika no sei sei sei sei ni shite
anshin shitai dake

wakaran koto wa okorien to
omoikonda choujougenshou
ingakankei no junjo guchaguchari

waga me no todoku han'i dake de
koutsugou na hontou o erande
kono yo no kuuran o umete yuku

nou ga nou karappo na ningen
soumatou ga garandou na jinsei
kimi ga shiranaku tatte sekai wa mawaru

nou ga nou karappo na ningen
soumatou ga garandou na jinsei
shinjitsu yori mo nattoku dekiru jiron o kakaeta mama

"are no sei" to ieru hodo tanjunmeikai na sekai ja nai
geemu no you na rasubosu nante inai tada
koto to koto ga kongaragatte iru dake

koko wa hakaba
jijitsu no hakaba

genjitsu touhi ya inbouron ni korosareta
kyou mo mata jijitsu ga shinde yuku
tada no kuudou ni natte yuku
kyou mo mata jijitsu ga shinde yuku
tada no kuudou ni natte yuku

koko wa nippon koko wa ido
sono yashin mo shosen wa ido

nanimono ka ni naritakute tsumeato nokoshitakute
sekai ni shōjun awasete " kaigai de tsūyō suru " to iwaretakute
ganbatte mane shite gaijin ni natta dake
wareware o " i no naka " to mauntingu shitaga
sono jitsuha nanimono de mo naiyo kuiru futsū no gaijin ni natta dake

rettō konpurekkusu marudashi no ikoku jōcho kabinshō
nippon jōcho fukanshō chikayoranaide chōdaiyo

gurōbaru sutandādo teppai teppai
gurōbaru sutandādo teppai teppai
gurōbaru sutandādo teppai teppai
gurōbaru sutandādo kuso kurae

garapagosu de warui ka

Chiisana koro wa sukikirai nakute nan demo yoku tabe ookiku natta
Ima wa omokage nai keredo oyomesan o yume mita oshama na kodomo
Ano ko no you na iroka wa nai shi ano ko no you ni wa kawaikunai kara
Atashi ni ataerareta shigoto wa tada tada tabete tabete taberu koto

Kusai kusai ittai ano kora to wa doko de
Kusai kusai unmei ga tagaeta no ka na
Kusai kusai "jigou jitoku" no sumeru
Kusai kusai keidoumyaku made kobiritsuita

Atashi no suki na hito ni wa totemo miserannai ya

Tabemashou tabemashou atashi futsuu no onnanoko
Horonigai horonigai yume no hahen to chokoreito
Tabemashou tabemashou ashita mata shi ni sobireru tame ni
Horonigai horonigai kyou mo yoroshiku onegai shimasu

Tabenakucha tabenakucha tabenakucha
tabenakucha tabenakucha tabenakucha

Doko ni demo iru onnanoko chotto okane ga tarinai dake
Doko ni demo iru onnanoko chotto bibou ga tarinai dake

Tabemashou tabemashou atashi futsuu no onnanoko
Horonigai horonigai hito no shikou to chokoreito
Tabemashou tabemashou ashita mata shi ni sobireru tame ni
Horonigai horonigai kyou mo yoroshiku onegai shimasu

Tabemashou tabemashou minna futsuu no onnanoko
Horonigai horonigai kegaretashita to chokoreito
Tabemashou tabemashou ashita mata iki hajikaku tame ni
Horonigai horonigai kyou mo tabemasu chokoreito

Oishii na oishii na oishii na
Aa kyou mo haichatta kara okorareru naa

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Rararararararara..
Rararararararara
Rararararararara..

Hatsune matsuri maji yabai ya
Houjijuu mo kiki namida sorya yamai ya
Ari kuu baito ga aru kedo maa ii ya
Keikyuu no hou no kamata manin ya

Choi NAMA-GUSAI
Shangurira
J-POP wa
Dame da korya
Kosu mirya baa
Toru no wa man
Saa utaoo

DADADADA DAMN!!
Wake mo naku
Imi mo naku
Ame ga furu you ni
DADADADA DAMN!!
Wake mo naku
Imi mo naku
Kaze ga fuku you ni utau

Gousei mitai na baransu no josou oji-san
Gakusei ni kusege ga haeta you na mootsaruto
Bosei afureru ankou mochiifu no maameido
Onsei matsuri ni atsumatta

Aa
Saishuu gakureki hoikuen demo
Choueki sannenme no beiju demo
Nenshuu toshoken ni sanmai demo
Soko ni ikeba oto wa aru

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Imi mo naku
Ame ga furu you ni
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Imi mo naku
Kaze ga fuku you ni
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Imi mo naku
Tada ikiru you ni
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