All right, kids!
Today we will talk about zombies
Does any of you know how to deal with that brain-eating monsters?
Ha-ha, don't worry
Our simple song will help us to learn the basics
Ready?
Listen up
One
See the zombie - run
Two
Close the doors behind you
Three
Use everything you see
Four
Never lose control
Five
Chainsaw is better than knife
Six
Knife is better than kicks
Seven
Never walk without a weapon
Eight
Always aim for the head
Now repeat what I said
One
See the zombie - run
Two
Close the doors behind you
Three
Use everything you see
Four
Never lose control
Five
Chainsaw is better than knife
Six
Knife is better than kicks
Seven
Never walk without a weapon
Eight
Always aim for the head
Kids
Remember, your zombie friend is not your friend anymore
Even if it's mom or dad
And now let's repeat the rules once again
One
See the zombie - run
Two
Close the doors behind you
Three
Use everything you see
Four
Never lose control
Five
Chainsaw is better than knife
Six
Knife is better than kicks
Seven
Never walk without a weapon
Eight
Always aim for the head
Now repeat what i said
One
See the zombie - run
Two
Close the doors behind you
Three
Use everything you see
Four
Never lose control
Five
Chainsaw is better than knife
Six
Knife is better than kicks
Seven
Never walk without a weapon
Eight
Always aim for the head
One
See the zombie - run
Two
Close the doors behind you
Three
Use everything you see
Four
Never lose control
Five
Chainsaw is better than knife
Six
Knife is better than kicks
Seven
Never walk without a weapon
Eight
Always aim for the head
All right, kids
Next time we will learn how to make a molotov cocktail
To burn some dead meat
Bye-bye