[00:01.52] Yo, how do I keep (I don't know what's up with these hoes)
[00:03.94] Getting in relationships like this (I'm just sayin')
[00:05.66] Maybe it says something about me
[00:06.47] Should I look in the mirror?
[00:07.19] I just want you to be normal
[00:08.18] Why can't you bitches be normal?
[00:08.52] Always gotta be so extra
[00:09.12] Why you always need a lecture?
[00:09.98] My ex hates to talk, she's a texter
[00:11.78] Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her
[00:14.20] Wants to get back together
[00:15.80] Said not till she gets her act together
[00:17.97] She thinks I'm bein' mean
[00:19.84] And now she starts to scream and shout
[00:21.46] She's about to let the demons out
[00:23.02] She don't want to see me with other females out
[00:24.75] I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route
[00:27.55] She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house in her evening gown with her cleavage out
[00:32.08] We've been down this road too many times for me to count
[00:34.18] And all I can think is how
[00:36.56] I just want you to be normal
[00:37.77] Why can't you bitches be normal?
[00:39.77] Always gotta be so extra
[00:42.02] Like a fuckin' terrestrial
[00:44.61] Guess it comes with the territory
[00:46.35] My ex girl, she just declared war
[00:48.64] Therefore, I better prepare for it
[00:50.68] I guess bein' weird's normal
[00:53.45] And I don't know what's got a hold of me
[00:55.39] Most notably I've been zoning to Jodeci
[00:57.22] I'm totally open, hoplessly devoted
[00:59.48] So much so that I bet you she don't know that she's the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of before I go to sleep
[01:06.13] Sike
[01:07.09] Hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse
[01:09.85] I know she cheats
[01:10.33] Told her she's heartless
[01:11.87] She's heartless
[01:13.07] No wonder we're partners
[01:14.15] Both got hundreds of charges
[01:16.07] Domestic disputes but we've always
[01:18.26] Swept it under the carpet
[01:19.55] Even when 911 gets the call that
[01:21.66] I slipped up and busted her jaw with
[01:23.72] A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it
[01:26.09] Really does is make our love
[01:28.73] For each other grow stronger
[01:30.25] She won me over the second she tried to run me over
[01:32.14] Told her I'd keep a hun
[01:34.68] We all but kicked her out, called her back now she's coming over
[01:36.93] But why is she so wicked?
[01:38.92] And how the fuck did I get so twisted
[01:40.94] I picked someone that's so unlock-able and shifty
[01:43.30] We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with
[01:45.38] Ignitable liquids
[01:46.77] But I'm finally seeing
[01:48.32] She's only mine for the time being
[01:49.93] That's why I keep bringing up that one time she
[01:52.42] Tried to two time me
[01:53.81] And throw it up in her face till I dry heave
[01:56.29] How could I be so naive?
[01:58.21] Should I leave or turn this entire evening
[02:00.63] to a motherfucking crime scene
[02:03.17] Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him
[02:05.55] You weren't supposed to agree you fucking bitch
[02:07.62] Especially when you're the one cheated first
[02:09.42] Now the argument immediately becomes heated
[02:11.38] You don't want me flip little conceded cunt
[02:14.39] Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita
[02:16.50] Fajita slut treat just like a drum
[02:18.33] Beat it, complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it!
[02:20.47] I love you but I hope you fucking die though
[02:25.27] In our business your friends like to pry so
[02:27.49] You've got 'em all under cover just like moles
[02:29.72] Hoppin' they'll come back with intel
[02:32.19] But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral
[02:33.78] 'Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go
[02:36.26] Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone
[02:39.03] Who the fuck's Milo?
[02:40.93] The guy at work who drives a hi-lo
[02:43.04] I put a tracking device on your Chrysler
[02:46.07] And follow you while you drive home
[02:47.65] But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown
[02:50.79] You recognize me and had Milo flip me off right out the passenger side window
[02:54.78] I hit a light pole, you skirt off and then pull up at 5am in the drive in a stretch white limo
[03:01.03] Stumble in the side door and hit me head with Milo's demo
[03:04.26] But like a drunk bum what do I know?
[03:07.10] Let's sleep on it like they did Revival
[03:09.27] I told you you're the apple of my eye so shut your pie hole
[03:13.18] Just wanna be normal
[03:17.01] Why can't you be normal?
[03:20.27] Yeah, I just wanna be normal
[03:20.90] Why can't you be normal?
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[00:00.19] Here we go aga-ain, from heroes to villains
[00:02.88] Used to be your Romeo, but we were both were jilted
[00:05.93] A couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with
[00:09.17] But still it gave me hope
[00:10.70] That we'll get through it together, a severed earlobe
[00:13.87] Mailed to you in a E-N-V-E lope
[00:16.09] Would be dope, but
[00:16.91] What kind of lengths can you go?
[00:18.37] Pull a Vincent Van Gogh, just to convince a damn hoe
[00:21.30] To be a housewife who outright lies
[00:23.65] She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive
[00:26.44] I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
[00:28.55] She's just about my size
[00:30.07] Hit me in the mouth twice
[00:31.27] Guys, when someone you die for
[00:33.04] Sticks a steak knife in your heart
[00:34.77] Do you try more?
[00:35.87] Another late night in
[00:37.08] She stumbles through my door, lets the daylight in
[00:39.63] And all we do's fight more
[00:41.13] And I ain't violent
[00:42.28] But she's goin' through my drawers to plant the K-Y in
[00:44.96] I'm gettin' accused by a whore
[00:46.42] Who smells like St. Ides and
[00:47.87] Who's has probably screwed five more guys
[00:49.32] Sucked eight, nine men
[00:50.26] I'm takin' two-by-fours, to our eight-by-tens
[00:53.10] Bitch it's you I tore, out the frame, I win
[00:55.67] Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
[00:58.23] And here's some two-ply for
[00:59.86] When you date my friends, in order to wipe your ass
[01:02.56] When you moved your bowels
[01:03.71] When we renewed our vows
[01:05.19] This the thanks I get?
[01:06.43] I'm waitin' for the day
[01:07.52] I can hear you say, Marshall, what a skank I've been
[01:09.97] And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him
[01:13.12] Got your tubes tied for him
[01:14.43] Got that boob job for him
[01:15.84] Hurts me to my core
[01:17.03] But the pain I'm in, after you I swore
[01:19.59] To make the gray skies in
[01:20.99] Here comes the rays like when
[01:22.59] You get a pay hike, and, am I the good guy, or?
[01:25.06] Do I just play like him and hope that he dumps you?
[01:27.76] It's like the dream come true, just to scream, fuck you
[01:30.23] Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then
[01:32.94] 'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snakes eyes in
[01:35.64] Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
[01:39.52] They'll call me guilty
[01:41.27] You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty
[01:44.69] Even though you know the real me
[01:46.60] You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
[01:49.14] And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
[01:51.10] But I'll let you say that you're the good guy
[01:56.97] 'Cause this ain't what love looks like
[02:02.36] You can't beat a cheater, convince a nonbeliever
[02:05.27] And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
[02:07.18] But I'll let you say that you're the good guy
[02:13.23] Play like you're the good guy
[02:16.60] Play like, play like, play like you're the good guy
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