All aboard, hit the road
All the bullshit can't be ignored
It's hard to place in my face
No emotion

All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl straight to video
Little darling, welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

Heidi ho, here we go
No solution, strong undertow
Quite unfair, quite a pair
No box office

All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl straight to video
Little darling, welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

I never noticed, no, never noticed
You're so amazing, so a-a-mazing
I never noticed, no, never noticed
You're so amazing, so a-a-mazing

All aboard, hit the road
All aboard, here we go

All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl straight to video
Little darling, welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

I never noticed, no, never noticed
You're so amazing, so a-a-mazing
I never said it, no, never said it
You're suffocating, suffocating
I never noticed, no, never noticed
Your beauty's fading, it's fa-fa-fading

Beat me up, beat me down
Mess me up beyond all recognition
For what it's worth, I'd do it again
With no consequence, I will do it again
Hard up, so hunt me down, down, down
Jump the gun, bust a cap, hit the ground!

Yo, yo, yo, word
My dignity's never returned
Perceived like a big fat jerk
I've been silly, but not absurd
Criminal, that's what I heard
Thinking thoughts that's most impure
No efforts expenditured
I'm just that soup de jour’d

On the fence, the consequence
What do they know about that?
On the track, ahead of the pack
What do they know about that?
I'm quite impressed, I'm quite a mess

Beat me up, beat me down
Mess me up beyond all recognition
For what it's worth, I'd do it again
With no consequence, I will do it again
Hard up, so hunt me down, down, down
Jump the gun, bust a cap, hit the ground!

Yo, yo, yo, word
My dignity's never returned
Perceived like a big fat jerk
I been silly, but not absurd
Criminal, that's what I heard
Thinking thoughts that's most impure
No efforts expenditured
I'm just that soup de jour’d

On the fence, the consequence
What do they know about that?
On the track, ahead of the pack
What do they know about that?
I'm quite impressed, I'm quite a mess

Hey, I'm someone to stab in the back
Hey, I'm someone to fall through the crack
Hey, I'm someone to punch in the face
Hey, I'm someone to fall through the crack
Written all over my face, written all over my face
Written all over my face, written all over my face
Written all over my face, written all over my face
Written all over my face, written all over my face!
Jump the gun, bust a cap, hit the ground

Yo, yo, yo, word
My dignity's never returned
Perceived like a big fat jerk
I been silly, but not absurd
Criminal that's what I heard
Thinking thoughts that's most impure
No efforts expenditured
I'm just that soup de jour’d

On the fence, the consequence
What do they know about that?
On the track, ahead of the pack
What do they know about that?
I'm quite impressed, I'm quite a mess