I tire of your mind games
I'm sick of playing "Don't Wake Daddy"
Good sir, no more rock, paper, scissors for me
But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
I challenge you to a battle of knifes
Knife fight
You're gonna fight for your life
Knife fight
You're gonna fight with a knife
Knife fight
A really, really, really sharp knife
Yeah, knife fight
I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch
I'ma cut you (cut you)
Swish, swish
In a knife fight (knife fight)
Knife fight (knife fight)
Knife fight, knife fight
Let me tell you something, I cant be beat
Oh yeah?
Yeah, 'cause I'm the king of the street
Well guess what, man, I'll pin you to the wall
Oh yeah?
Yeah, your knife is way too small
Hey, my knife is super sharp and that's what counts
I'm gonna make you bleed copious amounts
Yeah, well I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you
Punk
Dweeb
Knife fight
You're gonna fight for your life
Knife fight
You're gonna fight with a knife
Knife fight
A really, really, really sharp knife
Yeah, knife fight
I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch
I'ma cut you (cut you)
Swish, swish
In a knife fight (knife fight)
Knife fight (knife fight)
Knife fight, knife fight
I'm gonna slice you up
I'm gonna cut you down
I'll put you in your place
I'll put you underground
This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur
I've got a TIP for you, get the point?
Yeah, sure
Its time to face the music
Time to face the facts
Time to bite the bullet
Time to pay the tax
I've got a blade of fury
I am a ball of rage
You ready, sucka?
Born ready
Engage
Knife
Fight
Cut
Stab
Knife
Ow
Poke
Knife
Hey, wait a minute here
Oh, what is it?!
Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt
Hurt? I don't want to get hurt
Who does
Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a
Tickle fight
Tickle fight, it's a tickle fight
Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight
Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and
Everyone can sing together, now
Tickle fight, tickle fight
La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight
Tickle fight, tickle fight
Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight
Ding dong doodly
Nick nack noodly
Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly
Tickle fight tickle fight
Tickle tickle tickle fight, hey
That was fun
Where's my knife?

Hey you, sit down and listen
Don’t be flippant and don’t be dismissin’
Think you’re a Flash encyclopedia?
Eating breathing Macromedia
Think you’re cool sayin’ “All Your Base”?
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
You gotta be kidding me with that crap
Animutation’s where it’s at

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

If you got the time, go grab a pen
and watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
What’s the significance of Mr. Bean?
Does anybody know? Are there any takers?
What’s up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation
But nobody cracks this Animutation

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
You’re an idiot if you disagree
Just take it from MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life
Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb
I lost my job when I got fired
by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,
he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment

Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?
He looks dead, he’s full of lead,
bleeding red onto my bedspread,
and he also seems to be missing his head
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

Hey, don’t you gimme that look
You never had what it took
I took the beef and I beefed it up
You sat and whined while I took the cup
of gold, you are getting old
When you see my face you better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
cuz it’s the only way you’ll be employed

I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone else is a walking disaster
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Think you’re fast? Well I know I’m faster!
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master

Weeeell I’m Shmorky! Eatin’ PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl… She’s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a Lazy Susan
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!

Bong Bong Bing Bing
I get payed to play with my thing!
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno’s CHIN!
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
And I can’t think of anymore to say

TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

It’s Steve’s Adventure!

one-fifty-one Pokemon on the run
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun
and a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to visit Barney Feif
And to see Pero’s screenshotz of his wife
named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
saying “Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.”

Do the Mario! isty-bitsy hockey
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,
I need tea for two how about you,
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

Props to Neil, he’s the real deal
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
He’s the computer geek who doesn’t shower for a week
His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!
He singlehandedly changed the face of the net
He’s an online semi-celebrity you won’t forget
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
His seizure inducing flag says “Mr. Gahbunga”

Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble!
(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!!

TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

There you have it, that’s the game
151 we can all be the same
I’m sure that it’s been appetizing
with all the subliminal advertizing
this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation
in formation raise their hands in dedication
to the crazy flashing psychopathic happy dancing super magic
power mega ultra kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!