Kill ponies. Behead ponies. Roundhouse kick a pony into the concrete. Slam dunk a pony baby into the trashcan. Launch ponies into the sun. Stir fry ponies in a wok. Toss ponies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a ponies gas tank. Judo throw ponies into a wood chipper. Twist ponies heads off. Report ponies to the IRS. Karate chop ponies in half. Curb stomp pregnant black ponies. Trap ponies in quicksand. Crush ponies in the trash compactor. Liquefy ponies in a vat of acid. Eat ponies. Dissect ponies. Exterminate ponies in the gas chamber. Stomp pony skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate ponies in the oven. Lobotomize ponies. Mandatory abortions for ponies. Grind pony fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ponies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize ponies with a ray gun. Kick old ponies down the stairs. Feed ponies to alligators. Slice ponies with a katana.