Dear Chasey Lain,
I wrote to explain,
I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask,
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can.

You've had a lotta dick, (Had a lotta dick)
I've had a lotta time. (Had a lotta time)
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey,
But you ain't had mine.

Dear Chasey Lain,
I wrote to complain,
Ya never wrote me back.

How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick, (Had a lotta dick)
I've had a lotta time. (Had a lotta time)
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey,
But you ain't had mine.

Dear Chasey Lain,
I wrote to constrain,
This letter is my last.

As your biggest fan
I must demand,
You let me eat your ass.

You've had a lotta dick, (Had a lotta dick)
I've had a lotta time. (Had a lotta time)
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey,
But you ain't had mine.

P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?
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