I got a secret I won't tell
I'm gonna keep it to myself
I got a secret I won't tell
Na na na na na na
You can beg and you can cry
You can tickle till I die
You can beg and you can cry
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
I'm so excited, baby
I can't relax, I'm gonna blow
I just can't hide it, baby
Maybe I'll give it away
Is it a cruise to Jamaica for two
Uh-uh, oh no
You bought a house with jacuzzi and pool
Uh-uh, oh no
I got a secret I won't tell
I'm gonna keep it to myself
I got a secret I won't tell
Na na na na na na
You can beg and you can cry
You can tickle till I die
You can beg and you can cry
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Come take a look at me now
What do you see, nothing at all
You haven't got a clue
No, honey, I'm teasing you
Are you the new Spice Girl number six
Mm-mm, not me, oh no
You do karate, wanna show me some tricks
Uh-uh, oh no
I got a secret I won't tell
I'm gonna keep it to myself
I got a secret I won't tell
Na na na na na na
You can beg and you can cry
You can tickle till I die
You can beg and you can cry
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na
You gotta tell me 'cause I want to know
You gotta tell me or I'm gonna explode
I got a secret I won't tell
I'm gonna keep it to myself
I got a secret I won't tell
Na na na na na na
You can beg and you can cry
You can tickle till I die
You can beg and you can cry
Na na na na na na na
Tell me
You can cry (tell me now)
You can beg (tell me please)
Na na na na na na
You can beg (tell me)
You can cry (tell me now)
You can beg (tell me please)
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na

Hey you, sit down and listen
Don’t be flippant and don’t be dismissin’
Think you’re a Flash encyclopedia?
Eating breathing Macromedia
Think you’re cool sayin’ “All Your Base”?
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
You gotta be kidding me with that crap
Animutation’s where it’s at

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

If you got the time, go grab a pen
and watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
What’s the significance of Mr. Bean?
Does anybody know? Are there any takers?
What’s up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation
But nobody cracks this Animutation

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
You’re an idiot if you disagree
Just take it from MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life
Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb
I lost my job when I got fired
by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,
he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment

Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?
He looks dead, he’s full of lead,
bleeding red onto my bedspread,
and he also seems to be missing his head
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

Hey, don’t you gimme that look
You never had what it took
I took the beef and I beefed it up
You sat and whined while I took the cup
of gold, you are getting old
When you see my face you better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
cuz it’s the only way you’ll be employed

I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone else is a walking disaster
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Think you’re fast? Well I know I’m faster!
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master

Weeeell I’m Shmorky! Eatin’ PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl… She’s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a Lazy Susan
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!

Bong Bong Bing Bing
I get payed to play with my thing!
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno’s CHIN!
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
And I can’t think of anymore to say

TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

It’s Steve’s Adventure!

one-fifty-one Pokemon on the run
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun
and a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to visit Barney Feif
And to see Pero’s screenshotz of his wife
named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
saying “Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.”

Do the Mario! isty-bitsy hockey
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,
I need tea for two how about you,
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

Props to Neil, he’s the real deal
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
He’s the computer geek who doesn’t shower for a week
His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!
He singlehandedly changed the face of the net
He’s an online semi-celebrity you won’t forget
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
His seizure inducing flag says “Mr. Gahbunga”

Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble!
(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!!

TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

There you have it, that’s the game
151 we can all be the same
I’m sure that it’s been appetizing
with all the subliminal advertizing
this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation
in formation raise their hands in dedication
to the crazy flashing psychopathic happy dancing super magic
power mega ultra kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi!