Sunny day, lots of things to do
Like asking mom to fix my zipper

Sunny day, sky is awfully blue
Got to do some things before supper

Like squashing spiders in the backyard
Between two heavy bricks
You can drown ants in your spit
You've got to be real quick because they're fast

Funny day, think I'll take a walk
Maybe go next door and beat up Jeffrey

Funny day, went and bought some chalk
If you get two packs, you get one free

So I think I'll draw King Kong on the black tile
Or I'll do a naked lady

I get practice 'cause I'm peeking on my sister
She screams a lot

Funny day, doesn't look like rain
I wish it did my marijuana plants in water

Sunny day, everything's the same
Think I'll sell my knife for a quarter

And buy some baseball cards

And save the gum
And pray not to get Joe Pepitone
'Cause I've got him in a million triplicates
If I get him one more time, I think I'll die
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1971, Tree Publishing Demos

Teh Art of Party Trolling, 2015