1992

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet.
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket.

Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker.
Retro-fit the pudding hatch (ooh la la)
With the boink swatter.

If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten.
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston.

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle.
Cannonball the fiddle cove (ooh la la)
With the pork steeple,

If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Pronto
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2005

1993