Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword

You cannot afford, ‘ford
‘Ford my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to my manor, manor
I ca-ca-ca-canna, canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored
I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword

Once I hit the floorboards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive
But it was a write-off!