Sorry lads, game's ending early
I'm a power-hungry man in a bit of a hurry
With all these rules you expect me to comply?
Here's a rule called: you're gonna die!

You can't even compete, so try and hit delete
While we kick your ass to this really sick beat
The worst you could do is write a mean tweet
So shut up and just admit defeat

It's SMG3, youtuber wannabe
A big disappointment guarantee
Still a huge failure with all your plans
Just shut up, go home and make an OnlyFans

How dare you? This is war
It's time to even the score
Your painful deaths are overdue
Come and attack 'em, all my crew!

I am a chad 'cause I eat corn
You're a virgin who just views porn
What I watch is a mystery
Because I clear my internet history

You guys are all fake, you have no appeal
While people love weegee, L is real
A green inbred with a pear-shaped head?
Yeah, no, thanks, I'd rather be dead

We're next-gen, you're old news
We've got much more youtube views
You're so mean and as cold as ice
Aw, sorry, that wasn't very nice

Ok, enough, my ears are stinging
Too much singing, not enough killing
(Killing, killing, killing)

Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Guys, please stop fighting
There's only one true foe
Using you to grow, it's SMG3

Using them for his own gain?
Ooh Meggy, you-a big brain
Thanks, red, I'm sure they're nervous
No problem Meggy, at your service

大先輩助けてあげる ヒープロミソニックワイフ
To all of you, I bet he's so rude
Oh my god, that's so true my dude

Jub jub, jub jub jub!
Weegee, weegee, weege
That's right, he's really not that slick
He's just a massive prick

You guys can't honestly believe these clowns
I'm one of the nicest guys in town
I'm always showing love and humanity
With some good ol' fashioned verbal profanity

Sorry, man I'll make this fast
No one likes a man with a stick up his ass
Alright people, time to quiz
Find out who he really is

You treat your workers with no respect
You guys don't earn it, last I checked
Ooh, sorry that's not helping your case
Try again with a little more grace

You promised us wealth and fame
I don't recall making that claim
It's over bro, time for your demise
Everyone sees straight through your damn lies
Fine, I don't need any of you swine
The power of this remote will be all mine

A manipulative, lying piece of trash
Who's life is about to end in a crash
And I'm pretty sure the world can agree
That man's name is
SMG3

Intro: Mr. Puzzles
Welcome, everyone to Puzzle Park!
Lights and magic, it's a work of art!
When you enter here, the fun will start
You're MINE you'll never part!!

Oh, it's going to be so much fun!!
Getting to watch you pay for all you've done!!

3, 2, 1
There's wondrous fun and games inside
Attractions big and small
Like a 100 foot tall mega-slide
That splats you on the wall!

Mario: Not so fast!!
SMG4: Stop right here!!
Meggy: You better be prepared!!
Mario, SMG4 and Meggy: 'Cuz we'll end this when we find your secrеt lair!!

Mario:
I'm-a havin' fun!
Let's-a stay!

SMG4:
Cut it out!
There's no timе to waste!
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Meggy:
He's just this way
Today, we'll teach him justice and we'll make him pay!!

[Chorus] Mr. Puzzles:
Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!!
Sights and frights not for the faint of heart!
Don't you break away, you won't get far!
Keep your hands and legs inside
This ride is right about to start!

Don't take my word for it!
SMG3, Bob, Boopkins, Saiko, Tari, Luigi, Melony and Karen:
Take it from US!!
The food here is a must
In addition with your ticket, you get PuzzleVision Plus!

SMG3: Try the gift shop
Tari: You can't miss it!
SMG3, Bob, Boopkins, Saiko, Tari, Luigi, Melony and Karen: And get yourself a plush
Mr. Puzzles is a fella you can trust!

Mario: Evil demons, go to hell!!
SMG4: Ugh, this isn't really going well
Meggy: We don't have much more ground to tread
The engine room is straight ahead!!
[Chorus] Mr. Puzzles:
Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!! (Meggy: You best prepare!)
Sights and frights not for the faint of heart! (Meggy: We're almost there!)
Don't you break away, you won't get far! (Meggy: So say your prayers!)
Keep your hands and legs inside
This ride is right about to start!

Well, it took you a while to find out
But you found my secret hideout!
Like to say congratulations, but it's time for you to die now

SMG4: We've got to end this ride
Meggy: You go left!
Mario: I'll go right!
SMG4: Betcha thought you would win this fight but you went and messed with the wrong side!

Mr. Puzzles:
You can't just barge in here and act like you're in charge
I'd like to see you dodge a barrage of flaming rockets and tell me you're fellin' large!

SMG4: You're as good as evicted!
Meggy: Say goodbye to your park, there's nothing your magical wishes can do to stop us!
SMG4 and Meggy: You've just been tried and convicted!

Mr. Puzzles:
You think you've won??
Well, I'm gonna turn your filthy corpses into gushing mounds of blood!
Your lives are as good as done!!
Meggy:
No, stop!
I know there's a scared little child inside you
He's hiding away, wouldn't want me to fight you (Mr. Puzzles: NO!!)
Meggy: It's not too late
Reach out and take my hand and we can change your fate

Mr. Puzzles:
Oh, Meggy dear...
That child is gone...
Six feet under right where you and your stupid friends belong!!

[Chorus] Mr. Puzzles: Step right up, my friends to PUZZLE PARK!!
Sights and frights not for the faint of heart!
Don't you break away, you won't get far!
Keep your hands and legs inside!!
This ride IS RIGHT ABOUT TO START!!