Gonna eat what I pick
And I hope you choke on it
I'm proud to break a sweat

Too late
The sideshow pays
It's a Gary Cooper story
and it shines like sammy's kneeBabe What I pick
I hope you choke on it
When I care to reach the dead
With a nickel in my hat
I wanna get your big smile
I'm proud to break a sweat

It Comes As no Surprise He's Taken By Surprise
It Comes As no Surprise He's Taken By Surprise
That's the Man ,i Say His Always Ahead
That's the Admiral His Taking in His Cock

It Comes As no Surprise He's Taken By Surprise
It Comes As no Surprise He's Taken By Surprise
That's Man Who Says It's Your Turn in the Barrel
That's the Admiral Taking in His Cock

She Walked Into the Admiral
Looking For Someone
Show Me What You Can Do He Asked
She?

He flies, as a crow flies, straight to her...
Why?
To tell her something...
He promises her he will not do
all the things he has already done to her.

She flies, as a crow flies, straight to him...Why?
To listen...

Time flies, as a crow flies, in a straight line,
through you, not around you -
your life is only that with which TIME has its way with
you.

Eat yourself out of house and home.
Go home - there's nothing there because
you eat yourself out of house and home.
Throw up! Do it again.
Eat a meal of nothing at all.
Why? It makes you feel better.
It's the only thing in your life you own.
It's all right if it makes you feel better.
It's your arms, it's none of my business,
it's none of my business if it makes you feel better.He's f*cking you, he's a total stranger.
You picked him out but he's a total stranger!
Why? It makes you feel better.
It's none of my business if it makes you feel better.
It's all right if it makes you feel better and...
It's all right if it makes you feel better...
(repeats)...

No doubt you've got your reasons
What are they put up next to mine?
No doubt you thought about it for a minute
And you, and you looked at him and said what the hell
How could you?
In a minute
How could you?
In a minute
How could you?
In a minute
How could you?
In a minute
How could you?
In a minute
How could you?
In a minute
How could you?
In a minute
In a minute
In a minute
In a minute
In a minute
In a minute
In a minute
In a minute

You had always looked up to me
Probably thought you could do anything
Cause every time you had the chance to prove
Never thought what I would do
And your actions never spoke
How could you?
In a minute
How could you?
In a minute
In a minute
In a minute
In a minute
In a ...

he was from up north
part of? the North Academy?
it could have been anywhere
let's say it was... wants
imagine living n goin' nuts
sitting caught in the void
imagine days without numbers attached
drinking of course
i wrote him a letter
said "i'll never come home!"
but he never sent it
but he wrote it again n again
stacked up to the ceiling
then another stack
burn them all winter
for heat
picture a chair
and the way that he sits in it(it)
he looks out the window
i think he believes in it

If I could walk, I'd be a miner
If I could talk, I'd be a preacher

If I was a preacher
Tell you what: I'd save a million souls, even you
If I was a miner
Tell you what: I'd be a damn good one

This ain't a record
Neither a joke
Got us all worked up

And left us naked out here in the sun

You could say it's sad
I attach no importance to it
Just because of my hand
Just because of my shriveled little hand
I couldn't be a baseball player

Doesn't surprise me now
Even though we had a map
Took three days to find
Local rednecks stare
Taylor from Pismo

Forty-two ax handles and a plug of star chewing tobacco between his eyes
Babe, you big ox

Forty-two Boche's dicks and a lie as white as a bad Canadian tie

Wouldn't go halfway from one to the other of his eyes
Begs the question, what about the size

What about the size of a ...
Mountain of a man, he's a ...
Mountain of a man indeed

Porno star arrives:
No English, no money
Two things:
A cock like a stallion and an iron will

He becomes famous
It's a kind of fame you can never understand
Full of cocaine and cosmetics, mafiosi and prosthetics
Banging the box!